Smamtarded

What is Smamtarded?


1.

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

See smammered, hammered, smashed, retarded, drunk


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