What is Smarm?
1.
Smarm means sleezy,and creepy.also smarmy and smarmball.
"You are such a smarm!"
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2.
A coagulate of smooth and warm. Much like the German word gemuetlichkeit smarm has no specific definition. The closest denotation would be that warm feeling at the bottom of your heart and the tingling sensation in your brain when you reminisce about your childhood or a moment of enlightenment.
"Hey Joe, you remember Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?"
"Ahh... I'm feeling all smarmy now."
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3.
Use of extreme angst in a fanfiction. also smarmy.
You can tell this fanfic is smarmy. The heroine's family, best friend, and three cats just died in the first chapter.
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4.
The weird gunk inbetween your keyboard keys. Originated in My Pants, the Brotherhood 2.0 forum circa August 2, 2007.
"I turned my keyboard upside down and shook it and all the smarm fell out onto the floor. GROSS!"
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