What is Smarmite?
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When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite
Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
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A straight male who has the uncontrollable tendency to create inexplicably close relationships with his equally straight male friends.
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A male or female sits on another male or female's face. The person being sat on gets poo on thier lips. After the poo is applicated..
