Smarmite

What is Smarmite?

When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite

Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...

Person 2: I wonder that about everyone

Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying

Person 2: I meant you =p

Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today

See smarmy, smarmite, vegemite, jerk, stuff

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