What is Smarmite?
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When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite
Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
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(proper noun) one creepy funny poet.
Lewis Carroll wrote the Hunting of the Snark. He's insane.
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