What is Smarmite?
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When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite
Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
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A device one uses to record important data such as addresses and phone numbers. Typically a PDA, but can be as simple as a notepad and ..
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(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.
Dude 1) Aye, what up? Yo..