What is Smarmite?
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When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite
Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
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The act of cumming on someones face, and then sticking your fingers in their butt crack.
Dude this bitch was begging me to Leslie her, ..
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An expression used mostly by men admiring passing women, with fine slender midriff's and juicy pert arses. A male sign of approval...
