What is Smarmite?
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When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite
Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
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a nagging wife/girlfriend that doesn't allow others to have a good time because she doesn't want to be there.
Whoa step back,..
