What is Smart Blonde?
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contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.
don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.
Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.
dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.
Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!
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