Smart Blonde

What is Smart Blonde?

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

See blonde, dumb, smart, whore, oxymoron

Gooboil

1. Utterly revoltingcooked meal. Typically consists of various objects floating in a bath of reeking, bubbling goo. Hence the name. I&ap..

Ramscoop

1. a staple technology of speculative fiction that permits spaceships traveling at sufficient speed to collect sparse interstellar hydrogen..

Cigarella

1. A really small, skinny cigar. Often can be finished within a couple hoots and puffs. Not as good as a real cigar. Hey im out of real ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smart Blonde Edit Meaning