Smartard

What is Smartard?


1.

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

See smart, retard, common sense, dumb, book smart

2.

a dee dee dee genius

hi my mommy said im Smartarded.

See smartarded, smart, retard, special, funny

3.

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovativeways to be a dumbassas a direct result of their intelligence...

J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...

See smart, retard, smartarded, retarded, intelligence, smartass, dumbass, jackass


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