What is Smarter Child?
1.
A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.
me: *cries*
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
2.
an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.
real convo with smarter child
21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.
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3.
A funny Aimbot to amuse you
me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
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4.
A robot on AIM that is fun to toy with when you're bored.
me: miami hurricanes
SC: what's that?
me: football team
SC: Sorry! i don't have any NFL data anymore!
me: why don't you have any NFL data?
SC: because
me: because why?
SC: why not?
well anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about getting laid?
sometimes smarter child brings up things mentioned long before in the conversation.
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5.
A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!
Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing
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6.
A retarded AIM robot.
A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:
Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?
Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.
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7.
a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
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