What is Smarty Jones?
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1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.
2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?
2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
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A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
I'll give you a smarty jones
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The act of fucking a black woman while she sits in the back of the bus.
"Oh man, did you see that dude doing the Rosa Parks?"..
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nerd...you actually looked it up.
something people look up when they are getting tired of runescape/W.O.W.... lol you looked up qwertyu..
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A cracka ass white girl from Vermont who thinks she's hood.
Look at that saltine ass cracka out in the hay fields, she looks like ..
