Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Zhangshroom

1. A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and ro..

Ru Show

1. to ruin someone by making fun of them He Just ru showed your ass! See Jack..

Shmookems

1. embarassing name to call someone(boyfriend/girlfriend); also can mean little and cute your such a shmookems! See k8..

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