Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Zalmico

1. (Adj.)Magnificent,Charismatic,Sexy,Pulchritudious,Lovely,Phenomenal,(N.)Trendsetter,Wiseman,. A person or a moment equipped with many gr..

Redhill

1. Otherwise known as deadhill, deaders or pikieville. An absolute shite hole of a town near London Gatwick full of white trash, pikies, ch..

Flingtoid

1. Flingtoid: a man who has lost his penis while driving on a motorcycle with a girl in back Girl: that guys hot Guy: dont bother, hes a ..

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