Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Farbror

1. Swedish word for uncle or old man. Can be used in a condescending way to emphasize a person's dullnes and/or premature manners. In ..

Sam-sam

1. A weirdo who has sick fantasies about gigantic, hairy, naked men. Also enjoys making gross motions while saying the name of Gigolo'..

Instabaked

1. When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke. Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!" 1-"T..

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