Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Mayotic

1. a combination of the words "mayhem" and "chaotic". When a situation gets so out of hand and crazy that one of the ab..

D-dubbed

1. oral stimulation of the penis from the oposite sex. syn: blow job,fellatio,head So man, did you get your d-dubbed?..

Franktuckyhotdog

1. extreme erection, resulting in extreme blood loss to the brain, where the victim splooges all over himself in a fit of rage. I just had..

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