Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Dick's Cave

1. a big hairy cunt This poor dames not been fucked for so long, never mind the spiders, her cave's got bats! See Ricky..

Ciampino

1. Ciampino is an airport in Rome. It used to be a military airport (now civilian). Discounter Easyjet flies out of ciampino. I flew eas..

W.i.g.s

1. (When I Got Sexy) The nickname of a man who was morbidly obese +_+, but lost a lot of weight and is now attractive. OMG yer name is W...

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