Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Pink Eye Jones

1. After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye. "I would totally pink eye jones that bitch..

Drumcorp

1. In modern times, marching band for people too stupid to spell properly - or care enough to use a spellchecker. Such people are usually ..

V.i.l.

1. V.I.L. is a club created by 3 genius(hmpf) V.I.L. means: V=Vlad,I=Irina.L=Lara. They are trying to make the world better...with catastr..

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