Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

The Vein

1. Fucking ass bitch ass lonley ass bald ass mother fucker with a HUGE fucking vein popping out of his head that you can't stop starin..

Zoidbergs

1. The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired..

Anal Ripcord

1. The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual cli..

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