Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Hummercat

1. A hummer cat ....is like a hummer ...but instead of the girls mouth...its the girls vagina(cat);pussy farting on the penis or balls! Ma..

Dylan Sullivan

1. As a young boy in Sacramento, Dylan learned that he had the power to control dead babies. This skill helped get him through high school..

Floufy

1. Someone afraid to committ; said to be "stand-offish" in regards to serious relationships. Somewhat promiscuous Susie is cons..

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