Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Oxum

1. supercedingly awesome; better than awesome. Andie and I are oxum. See Allan..

104.1 Krbe

1. Pop station in Houston with homosexual DJs, whose attempts at being funny only make them seem even more homosexual. "Oh my god we ..

Queef

1. a vaginal expulsion of air. a pussy fart. My dick is so big, I made her queef<br /> before I whipped it out. See queefing, que..

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