Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Megafauna

1. Megafauna- adj . Large or huge,they are now extinct. This is considered as a group. The following is classified as megafauna: Mammoth..

Mook Blaster

1. a squirt gun filled with liquid shit. aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it s..

Zerped

1. when someone has 3 points on someone in a conversation they are then zerped I have 3 points, you have zero, u got zerped..

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