Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Umc

1. Stands for Under Major Construction. Rob: Hey, how's your house going? Tom: UMC, man. Rob: What? Tom: Under Major Construction...

Hoohah

1. a female's vagina(pussy) Man, her hoohah smelled like rotten fish1 See Mandee 2. The word "hoohah" was a running gag ..

Jewmaican

1. a jamaican jew a jew that acts jamaican "damn son look at that jewmaican" "that rasta jew is known as a jewmaican"..

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