Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

T Hud

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Grand Illusions

1. a dirty south mutha fucka who cant get a car workin in over a year, but can have time for a hot ass girlfriend oh what's that bitc..

Glasgow Handshake

1. To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently. Hello, Jimmy!..

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