Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Zub'lebrity

1. A Z-list celebrity, one who is microfamous or has achieved the least possible fame achievable. "Yeah so I ran into that Leonardo D..

Illoji

1. A god of sexual power and fertility Iloji is a Gram-devta a god of village. We can find the statues of the Iloji almost in every villag..

Vandruff

1. Dandruff that is located around the pubis mondis. (Vaginal dandruff = vandruff). Not to be confused with crabs or crusty semen. Often fo..

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