Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Zimp

1. A flamboyant guy who will get nakie just about anywhere. Zimp is also known for his Zebra fetish. Zimp can be found molesting animals, s..

Ant Fuck

1. a job that needs extreme patience or attention I was tied up in ant fucks last weekend...

Dick Bag

1. An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk. 1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag! ..

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