Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Zoopon

1. A couponused to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having..

Zipper Hoagie

1. A penis. Note: Often "smothered in underwear." Girl: "I'm awfully hungry." Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..

Eye Trash

1. anything that is a visually offesive; i.e. a waste of good scenery; worse than an eye sore All the "cookie cutter" urban spra..

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