Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Kalman

1. a slacker or someone who never turns in their work and makes sad ass excuses to why they didn't do it. Student: I didn't do m..

Veterano

1. Chicano for "veteran". A retired or current gangbanger with experience. "That fool Jose is an O.G. Veterano." Se..

Zhavric

1. "Zhavric" is a slang term, used on the Internet, to refer to a user that has lost all touch with common sense. Even when faced..

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