Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Ugz

1. Someone who is so ugly they aren't even worth saying the word entirely. "That nigga was UGZ!!!" 2. A word that origina..

Zchoam

1. The level of belligerence achieved by adding one beer to the end of a night of drinking shots / mixed drinks. Generally nights when you ..

V-card

1. Term used to define one's virginity. All virgins have a "V-Card" until they "cash it in" for sex. Guy 1: Wher..

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