Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Bumfunnery

1. Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun. We got up to some bumfunnery last night. See bum, bumfun, gay, anal, assturb..

Tomb Ride

1. Amazing, awesome or excellent. The very best. <i>This vegan chocolate cake is the tomb ride, man.</i> See mala..

Votivated

1. In terms of Presidential Candidacy, motivation and public endorsement is endowed with in the person to spread their message and make the..

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