Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

W.b.n.

1. Weighty But Nice - used to describe someone who is overweight, but still inexplicably attractive Jimmy, check out that big lass! She&ap..

Oblong

1. the real name of rectangles "look out guys, im going to rule the whole world by the power of oblong" 2. The original latin ..

Fun Governor

1. Someone who has to be in control of every situation and is a total buzz kill at times. Believes if he/she is not having fun then no one..

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