Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

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Tap And Pray

1. Slang for the method of typing that involves repetitive tapping on a mobile device's touchscreen keyboard with the hope that it wil..

Asswipe Litigation

1. Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation. (A)sserting (S)tupid (S)hit (W)hile (I)ntentionally (P)ussyfooting (E)Evide..

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