Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Malika

1. The definition of fly. Damn that girl is FLY. She's just like Malika.... now i feel like going home and jenking off. See sexy, ma..

W00t Juice

1. Teh l33t h4x0r's crunk juice...instead of mixing an energy drink with an alcoholic beverage, one mixes an energy drink with preferr..

Jeul

1. a) An extremely awesome person with a really nice bum. Peter Pan: Woah look at her! Aladin: Who? Peter Pan: That girl over there! A..

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