Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Queefless

1. Unable to queef ; never having queefed Mrs. Rogers of New Mexico is the only known alive female to be queefless!!!!!! See queef, queef..

Shitly

1. Shorter version of really shitty. This weed is shitly broken up...

Unskinny

1. Fat, not skinny, big-boned,etc. It can function both as an adjective and as a noun in special cases. My you're looking quite unsk..

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