Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Lao Wai

1. Means 'foreigners' in Chinese. Now we see more and more lao wai in China. See foreigner, laowai, china..

Jizz Bandit

1. The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard). (noticing..

Kimmish

1. the commonly used language of icelandic moose-merchants hello, i'm an icelandic moose-merchant, i speak kimmish. Now be about your..

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