Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?


1.

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"


76

Random Words:

1. Scrambled Eggs All Over My Face Nice job Frasier. SEAOMF See scramble, eggs, all, over, my, face..
1. Quite possibly the best runner there ever was. He grew up in Spokane, Washington, and had an alcaholic father. He was really wimpy, and ..
1. The act of doing a rimshot. (while bragging) Man, did you hear how I rimshitted after that joke? 2. cars did you see that rimshit go..