Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Ultratovolta

1. Different, unique, dope style self-incorporated when fashionably 'cool' has become overrated. Kanye's fit at the MTV Mus..

Lefticle

1. Short for left testicle. The baseball bat crunched my lefticle. See Tyler..

Geekenfreude

1. Pleasure derived from the geekiness of others. Derived from schadenfreude, by a geek. Geekenfreude is the feeling you get when your fr..

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