Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Zorra

1. A Spanish term roughly equivalent to the anglo-saxon "bitch", but with sexual overtones relating to the relative ease with whi..

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

1. When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!" Bradley decided he was go..

Anzies

1. nickname for annah when she is horny anzies wants to grind and hook up tonight..

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