Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

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1. One who constantly uses words(particularly the word(s) of the day) they found on this site and pretends/insists/swears/prays to god that..

Uhmayzing

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Quiroga

1. (adj) miserable, grotesque and psychotic. Person 1: What?!? They decapitated their little sister like a chicken?? Person 2: Yeah, it w..

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