Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Uber-gag

1. To overreach and defeat oneself by seeking to do too much. By trying to go that extra mile, all the previous hard work is undone and the..

Obfuscate

1. Verb used to describe the intentional act of making something virtually incomprehensible due to unnecessary complication. Plausible den..

Zohab

1. an extremely perverted short Asian who is bald who's hobby is staring at girls' necks. EEEW ur such a zohab. See pervert, ar..

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