Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

W.i.g.s

1. (When I Got Sexy) The nickname of a man who was morbidly obese +_+, but lost a lot of weight and is now attractive. OMG yer name is W...

Nig-nog

1. a slang term for black people popularized by Samuel L. Jackson's movie Formula 51; my sister's favorite word My sister says, ..

Putman

1. an asshole, or dick, who sucks at comebacks, drinking, ping pong, skeeting, and is the master of nothing--although he believes he is the..

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