Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Mookums

1. An arse bandit's favourite pastime. Hey Kevin, let's go down to Footscray Park tonight... I'll give you a Mookums. See ..

Mollard

1. A particularly small male with extremely quick feet or "Shox" who runs around the downtown area of your city wildly. Extremel..

Jeser

1. One who fails miserably at school, work, sports, and life altogether. Bum: "Spare some change sir?" Guy: "Sure, here yo..

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