Smash My Pastie

What is Smash My Pastie?

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

Hampton Ridge

1. Commonly known as HR, the most gangsta development in Bel Air. HR merges with C-Ville forming the most powerful duo in the nation. This ..

Astrocunt

1. A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt. "Last night, I fucked ..

Zim Story

1. A short, meaningless story with no point that usually bores people to their death bed This one time in math class i dropped my bracelet..

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