What is Smashed?
1.
a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.
b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" -
Axl Rose
b) smashed window
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2.
to get
the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!
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3.
to be drunk
Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.
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4.
To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.
Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!
5.
A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.
'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'
'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'
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6.
1. An object that's broken
2. Completely blind drunk
3. Instant mash potato
1. Guy- We were playing
Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!
2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!
3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?
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7.
to do someone
ooo, i wanna smash that girl
