Smashturbation

What is Smashturbation?

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

See blumpkin, smashterbation, shit, masturbation

Lady Shrek

1. A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek. "Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek." See lady, shr..

Armpit Of America

1. New Jersey As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up: "Welcome to Pennysylvania..

Yase

1. Synonym for "yes." The term is from the FYAD forums on the SomethingAwful Forums, cuz they sillie. Hot chick: Do u like me? ..

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