Smashturbation

What is Smashturbation?

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

See blumpkin, smashterbation, shit, masturbation

Harakiri

1. Ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society. He performed a Harakiri on..

Oh-so-cuffie

1. cuffie means cute. oh-so-cuffie means oh my god this is so cute. 1. ooo that boy is oh-so-cuffie. 2. this dog is oh-so-cuffie...

Zhar Bo

1. Zhar bo is the hokkien term for woman. Usually used by gangsters and so called "ah lians" and "ah bengs" and is more..

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