Smashturbation

What is Smashturbation?

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

See blumpkin, smashterbation, shit, masturbation

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