Smashturbation

What is Smashturbation?

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

See blumpkin, smashterbation, shit, masturbation

W.m.d.s

1. Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts. She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s See breasts, tits, obese, flirty, woman..

11:11'd

1. To make a wish when the clock says 11:11 Last night I 11:11'd that I would be able to go see my boyfriend at Christmas See wish, ..

Cunted In The Mouth

1. A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving person..

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