Smatter Horn

What is Smatter Horn?

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

See poop, smatter, dump

Shit Craic

1. The opposite of craic. I went out last night and it was shit craic, so went home early. See craic, crack, shite, shit, crap..

Keltor

1. a Dominant who is well know to be quite a spanking genius. See Nekkie Master Dance OMG, you are such a Keltor. See keltor, spanking, ..

Hookray

1. a nasty ass female, most likely has STDs, has probably slept with one or more of your friends no way am I gonna moisten tonight, all th..

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