Smegmometer

What is Smegmometer?

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."

"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

See smegma, jizz, crabs

'terd

1. Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from ..

W/u

1. With You, I Would Never Break Up w/u Why Did Yu Break Up w/me? See with, me, you, break up..

Hobbies

1. Short for hoes and bitches. My hobbies are expensive but keep them 'round. See hoes, bitches, pimps, hos, norris..

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