Smegmometer

What is Smegmometer?

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."

"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

See smegma, jizz, crabs

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