Smegmometer

What is Smegmometer?

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."

"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

See smegma, jizz, crabs

Faggorama

1. Room full of males aka sausage factory Dick: I'm not going in there, its a total faggorama. See faggot, fag, queer, sausage facto..

Doobing

1. The actual act of having a doobie "We were Doobing at the time it happened"..

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1. After playing a tom clancy game for a long time you begin to act like a Navy Seal, call out tangos were there is nothing, and start yell..

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