Smegmometer

What is Smegmometer?

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."

"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

See smegma, jizz, crabs

E-wok

1. Easy Women Of Kihei (South side, Maui, HI) "Brah you hooked up with that girl...shes such an E-WOK..gnarly!!" See trog, kihe..

Poopert

1. Hole between two cheeks located near the buttocks area. See arsehole. Jimmy jammed his peepert up Wally's poopert! See Sean..

I Love America

1. Sometimes, after a blunt on top of a mountain, during a great stretch of road trip, or when a nice fine booty walks by during your lunch..

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