What is Smegmung?
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The Parmesan substance that one finds underneath the foreskin of a long deceased old man.
Dude A: I forgot to brush my teeth last night...
Dude B: No wonder your kisses taste so Smegmungy
Dude A: ....No homo
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The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.
Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petun..