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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smil..
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Short for: Oh My Fucking God (I'm) Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Omfgroflmao! Did you just do that? That was so tota..