What is Smelsted?
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A short, yet agile creature who cuddles unsuspecting victims in their sleep. This Icelandic species cannot function without clutching a Jumbo Vanilla Bean Latte at all times. The curious Smelsted refuses to wear socks with her shoes; causing a vile odour to travel into the nasal passages of those who cross her path. She may be randomly spotted driving a Mercury Topaz aiming a plastic machine gun at your face.
"Smelly Mcsmelsted raised her smelly feet towards the ceiling and demanded her morning tea"
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Dried up white animal feces
Every time the apartment complex turns on the sprinklers the clabernacle in the lawn starts stinking again
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What you say when something funnyor embarrassinghappens, you pretend to have a camera phone in your hand and say zoom in zoom in! oh day..
