What is Smeyerpire?
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The type of vampire found in Stephenie Meyer's popular book series, Twilight. These vampires glitter in sunlight, are vegetarians and own a lot of expense automobiles. Some of them even interact peacefully with humans. They are ice cold. They are, somehow, able to procreate.
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