Smeyerpire

What is Smeyerpire?


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The type of vampire found in Stephenie Meyer's popular book series, Twilight. These vampires glitter in sunlight, are vegetarians and own a lot of expense automobiles. Some of them even interact peacefully with humans. They are ice cold. They are, somehow, able to procreate.

Cullen, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Smeyerpire

See twilight, stephenie, meyer, smeyerpire, edward


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