What is Smeyerpire?
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The type of vampire found in Stephenie Meyer's popular book series, Twilight. These vampires glitter in sunlight, are vegetarians and own a lot of expense automobiles. Some of them even interact peacefully with humans. They are ice cold. They are, somehow, able to procreate.
Cullen, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Smeyerpire
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(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.
Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..
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To shovel food or "munch" into someone's face as they sleep.
While Andrew was sleeping we hit him with some mad gorilla ..
