Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Assbroth

1. A particularly sloppy fart and/or diarrhoea Kim needed a shower after a particulaly nasty case of explosive assbroth. See sloppy, fart..

Nanel

1. 1. Friend that smokes all your weed, then claims he was only "lighting it". 2. Friend that has intercourse with any random ch..

Naassatall

1. A woman with no ass at all She has naassatall disease!!!..

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