Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Yogh

1. A derogatory term for Australian Aboriginals - namely Torres Straight Islanders. That Yogh just stole my sandwich! See coon, abo, nig..

Upfart

1. When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away. Scott: Damnit did someone upfart? Rick: Wasn&a..

You Wanna Throw Down

1. You want to beat someone up. Guy 1: I don't like you at all, you been talking all this shit Guy 2: You wanna throw down? Guy 1: ..

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