Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Shitzen

1. when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out. "Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's no..

Biscuit Quepher

1. a sound from under the breakfast table. what is that biscuit quepher im smelling?? See breakfast, table, drunk, nasty..

Ubersket

1. a bint or whore that takes bucket gash to a new level. john: dude i fucked an ubersket the other night, i didnt even touch the sides! ..

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