Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Ownzor

1. Noun - Someone/thing that owns. Holy shit! That ownzor just mauled the fuck outta him! See Ragnarok 2. one that "owns" Fu..

40p

1. A distilled liquor with 40% alcohol content, such as most comman vodkas, tequilas, flavored rums, etc. I drank 900 mL of a 40p of smirn..

Zeeky Boogy Doog!

1. words the Zeeky H. Bomb says to make a nucluler *pronounced nuclear* explosion. Stick 1:"Shhh...we hafta be quiet" Stick 2:&..

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