What is Smifed?
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When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.
Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
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on females!! the part of your leg that gets fatter before your vagina (inner thigh)
that bitches vag holder is fatter then my dick
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Tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. Same as crocodile tears.
Man, that bitch was totally faking it with those alligator tears..
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Two Gay men having anal sex.
Rick: Hey, James! Are you ready for some dooky love
James: You know it "Big Daddy"...
