Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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-ng250

1. no guy over 250lbs. When a girl is specific in things she wants in a guy and weight being one of them Fat guy trying to pick you or..

Mortey

1. Combination of "morning" and "nitey." Used for greetings across time zones with your baby. "Mortey baby!"..

Confuzzulated

1. A mixture between saying confused and puzzled Steve: Dude, what is wrong with you? Joe: I'm really confuzzulated. See confuzzula..

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