Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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5 A Side

1. a thin wispy moustache usually worn by a spotty pubescent youth,so called because theres 5 hairs on either side of his lip. Check out t..

Helmet Hummer

1. A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies. Bur..

Ketchup And Mayonnaise

1. When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise. I lost my virgini..

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