Smifed

What is Smifed?


1.

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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