Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Udah

1. Pronounced 'OO-dar', UDAH is short for Underdeveloped ass-hair. UDAH is commonly used as an insult on teenagers with prepubesc..

Kolopano

1. 1.Greek insult for someone that is a friend fucker! 2.Literally a piece of cloth for use to wipe your ass (not toilet paper) 1.a. En..

Flip My Fish

1. when a lady goes to the toilet for a wee im just going to flip my fish See toilet, loo, pee, wazz, tinkle..

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