Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Yaow

1. From the Finnish to observe the qualities of badass mother fuckery. Often used by Alexi Laiho of Children of Bodom. The best band ever...

1961

1. The last year to appear the same upside down as it did right side up. 2002 would do so on a calculator, but that technically is outside ..

Eight Minutes

1. an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy cums in under 8 minut..

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