What is Smifed?
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When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.
Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
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(N)person or persons that dwell in a state of being mentaly fucked to the point it becomes its own brand of destructive harmony.
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The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's..