Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

See smifed, ugly, hot, girl, relationship, Kempo

R00t

1. An administrator of a UNIX or Linux box. Someone you don't want to tamper with. StupidUser: bash-2.04% write root I will hax0r..

Crotch Sympathy

1. The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance ..

Redist

1. A person who follows the ideas of Redism and the Red Party. He is a redist...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smifed Edit Meaning