Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Guave

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Lmgdmfao

1. Laughing My god-damned motherfucking ass off. An internet abbrev. used only by complete n00bs. Normal Person: lmao faggy newb: lmgdmfa..

Somewhere Else

1. The place most people would like to be most of the time. i.e.: Not here Teacher: Can you demonstrate the long division at the blackboa..

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