Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

See smifed, ugly, hot, girl, relationship, Kempo

Homit

1. A hiccup that tastes like vomit. I had the worst homit ever today. See vomit, puke, hiccup, shit, nasty 2. i be knowin nigga you a ..

Jamming Bean

1. A bean, or variation of the word bean. That is jamming, or jammin'. Lets go call Jammin' Bean!..

[bronze Whistle]

1. anus, butt hole, asshole or corn hole Last night, I spit-polished my wife's bronze whistle. Meaning: Last night, I gave my wife ..

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