Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Gas Enema

1. The process of filling up your gas tank when the price per gallon is above $3 per gallon. At that price, you may as well take the nozzle..

Ass Rapage

1. when you go up to a nice ghetto booty...and use the "ass rapage technique" to bone the shit out of her with your penial erecti..

Get Real

1. When someone tells you to get real, they want you to get a reality check and to stop behaving as though you're living in a fantasy ..

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