Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Surface Area

1. Term for a woman's breast. Just checkin our your surface area. Nice surface area! See breast, titties, staring, chest 2. Term ..

Nimja

1. to fart into ones hand and quickly put ones hand by someones nostrils. "Timmy gave me a terrific nimja the other day, my face stil..

Free Fallin'

1. When a girl forgets to wear a bra and her boobs are like free fallin'. "Ewww is she wearing a bra?" "No she's..

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