Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

See smifed, ugly, hot, girl, relationship, Kempo

Quas

1. (kwas) a hairy fruit me and jenny ate some quas See quas, hairy, fruit, quascream, ass 2. Basically, an idiot. See also mongtardremr..

Nut-roll

1. An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller. 1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll..

Jaibo

1. Native of Tampico, Mexico. Los jaibos siempre dicen "Viva Tampico Hermoso" Jaibos always say "Long live Tampico the Bea..

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