Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Moped

1. A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with. She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I w..

Omni-fuck

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Poopsteak

1. A term used for an unusually large terd. It is only used for log sized craps. You should see the poopsteak he left in the toilet...

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