What is Smifed?
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When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.
Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
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Slang for excreting fecal matter.
"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"
See poop, shit, crap, dum..
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SomeOne Who Has Been Fucked By a guy in the ass.
Jay Leno was ass packed by Conan O' Brian
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When you rear end someone's v..
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A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.
Why did..
