What is Smifed?
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When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.
Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
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Random Words:
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1) to be not all there
Alex is shuch a space shot
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When your lover shoots a stream of piss after you shove an item up his ass and i..
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to have sex; fornicate
Guy 1 "Hey, where did Steve and Mary go?"
Guy 2 "Oh they're in his car kickin' babies...
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Zizz Wheel refers to a woman's ablility to gyrate her pelvis rhythmically in perfect attunement to her lover's thrusts. Hip ti..
