Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Bleecher

1. n. 1. One who bleaches their pubic hair blonde. 2. One who bleaches the hair on their head. 3. An unnaturally blonde male or fe..

Empty-nester

1. a person whose children have grown up and left Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester. See boomerang, empty nester..

Chancesare

1. In, agreement with someone. dude, she could give you the clap i bet. - chancesare. See yes, yep, yup, yea..

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