Smifed

What is Smifed?

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!

George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.

Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...

Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

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Twat Lot

1. A place to park your cock. I parked my cock in her twat lot. See twat, pussy, cunt, cock, dick..

Toby Hemmingway

1. Oh man, the hottest blonde actor, with perfect teeth, and and a wonderful body. starring in movies such as "The Covenant" and..

Queerbait

1. 1) One who attracts gays. 2) A Faghole 3) Someone who acts retarded and is often called gay by others Queerbait is only to be used b..

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