What is Smifed?
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When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.
Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
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