Smirk-and-jerk

What is Smirk-and-jerk?

1.

(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.

"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."

See jerk-off, talk to the hand, dipshit

Random Words:

Vanqd

1. A term used by some gamers (particularly those in the MLG community) as a synonym for pwnd or raped. It means to have been destroyed, an..

Pregnant Fetish

1. Being turned on by pregnant chicks, especially those who are lactating. When both of my hot neighbors were similtaneously pregnant i di..

Harumph

1. Interjection An expression of disdain, disbelief, protest, or dismissal; a huff, grunt, or snort. The old, mustachioed english gentlem..

Smirk-and-jerk Edit Meaning

1.

Random Words:

Smirk-and-jerk