Smirnoff Ice Edit Meaning

1.

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.

Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!

Guy #2: Thanks.

See TM

2.

the best alchohalic beverage in the *whole* *fucking* *world*

Smirnoff ice is my pride and joy

3.

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

See molly

4.

The ultimate bitch drink.

Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.

See Nick D

5.

An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).

Oftentimes called a bitch drinkbecause of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.

The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.

Guy 1: What are you drinking?

Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!

Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.

Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.

See smirnoff, bitch drink

6.

Crappy premium malt beverage. Tastes like a can of Sprite that somebody took a piss in.

Smirnoff Ice is nasty shit.

See smirnoff, ice, bitch, drink, gross