What is Smitf?
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SMITF-Shoot Me In The Face. Something is so ridiculously unbearable, and socially retarded, that it makes you want to end your misery, and awkwardness.OR something is just b/s, and you'd rather be shot in the face than listen to something so ridiculous.
-"did you see what sara was wearing today?"
~"OH my gah, SMITF!"
-"Sorry I don't think we should see e/o anymore, i want to be friends. cuz well i'm gay"
~"Shoot me in the face."
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