What is Smithsack Surprise?
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When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.
Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.
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Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.
person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass...
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A red-faced rant. Spawned by Howard Dean as he crashed and burned in the 2004 Iowa Democratic primary.
Impassioned political speech...
