What is Smithville?
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Smithville, Texas...
A shitty-ass town filled with
Everyone knows everyone. There's nothing to do here except go to Church, eat at "Pockets", or walk around the cute, little, streets filled with ancient historical houses. The schools suck, and their football team shouldn't exist.
Oh, and if you plan on finding a Walmart, good luck!
Me: "Oh hey! We're going to Smithville this weekend!"
You: "Where?"
Me: "Exactly. Exactly."
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