Sm-mess

What is Sm-mess?


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Where you:

1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortionetc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealerafter I promised her I would quit.

See cell, mobile, oops, bad, slip, Larry


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