What is Sm-mess?
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Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate
2. Your
1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a
wanker he is.
2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my
dealer after I promised her I would quit.
See
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to be molested with a can of lynx africa, whilst standing on your head and singing the dam buster tune.
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The science of masturbation.
I have a degree in masturbatology. It's a hands-on degree.
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