Smock Edit Meaning

1.

A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.

If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you " hon."

2.

A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.

Check out Lachlan's smock!

Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!

See shirt, big shirt

3.

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

4.

Noise you make with your mouth, resembling a penis getting pulled out of a mouth, butt, or vagina.

How to do: Close your lips, suck your lips into your mouth, suck in some more creating pressure, open your lips a little, then open them all the way, creating a smock!

"Hey guys, watch me smock!" *SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK*

See smock, smocking, smocker, noise, mouth, ass, vagina

5.

A penis that is long and skinny; the opposite of a choad.

Be careful that your smock doesn't get caught in the spokes of your bike.

6.

Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.

Hey man, care if I bum a smock.

Wanna chief a smock?

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7.

1) ething you wear in an art class to prevent your ensamble from getting ruined

2) something you wear while having mad sex to prevent your ensamle from getting unknown bodily fluids all over it

dont worry sarah, this sock will prevent kevina from getting jiz on your new socks

See lisa