Smoish

What is Smoish?

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"

Granny Knees

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Adheezing

1. Synonymous with adhering, but in a Uber-ghetto kind of way. Architect: “Yo, this wack-Mora flooring isn’t adheezing to the concrete!” ..

'bib

1. Pronounced -beeb; actually pre-dates "haji" as the generic term for all raghead people or south west asians. Familiar to those..

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