Smoke Screen

What is Smoke Screen?


1.

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

See fecal matter, fecal lucidity, dingoberries, cotton panel

2.

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...

GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...

(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)

GUY 1: Did you just...

GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.

See cropdust, fart, ass, smoke, screen

3.

The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.

While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.

See fart, gas, smell, shit

4.

In beer pong, the act of blowing smoke (let it be any type) over your own cups in an attempt to distract the opposing team. Can be used an unlimited amount of times.

Tom took a huge rip out of the hookah, and promptly "Smoke screened dat bitch" which resuled in two missed shots.

See beer pong, pong, smoke, hookah, tobacco, weed, pot, marijuana, screen, games, beer

5.

n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)

"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."

"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."


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