What is Smooshy Face?
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A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
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A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.
Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!
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A pun on the words stolen goods.
Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?&qu..
