What is Smoothman?
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aka De La Paz.
1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once.
2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals.
Farmer Joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. He has vowed to shoot of the smoothman's cock, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman's cock is microscopic in size.
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