What is Smorf?
1.
Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart
On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF
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2.
An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term
Kayleigh was being a complete smorf in bed with Robbo, when suddenly her period started.
3.
Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart
On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF
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Random Words:
1.
A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:
Moon River
wider than a mile
i'm crossing you in style
someday
oh drea..
1.
After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag..
1.
To have sexual feelings towards a paticular number.
She is Numerosexual, i saw he kissing the number 11
See number, sexual, sex..
