Smorf

What is Smorf?


1.

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:

Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!

Emma: Wat a SMORF

Evelyn (walks in)

Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF

See smorf, spasticated, old, retarded, fart

2.

An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term smorfing

Kayleigh was being a complete smorf in bed with Robbo, when suddenly her period started.

3.

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:

Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!

Emma: Wat a SMORF

Fergus (walks in)

Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF

See smorf, spasticated, old, retarded, fart


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