What is Smp?
1.
"Shit My Pants" It's a non-lame "lol". What's radder, laughting out loud, or shitting your pants while laughing? Ya.
"haahhahha SMP, i literaly shit my pants. You should be on kings of comedy!"
2.
it means "suck my pussy" its like SMD but for girls :)
sarah: SMP
santiago: when and where?
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3.
sex, money, and power
4.
Shit My Pants. In rebellion to the absolute overindulgence of LOL in texts, twitter, email, facebook etc, SMP is to be used in its place... If people were laughing out loud as often as they use the term there would be no war, the world may in fact end because no one would be doing anything but laughing out loud. Therefore SMP is to replace LOL. And only to be used if you are in fact shitting your pants.
Over Text Message-
Kristie: OMG I'm at the beach and i farted so loud the ground vibrated and fellow beach goers left bc they thought a storm was coming
Kathyrn: holy shit SMP
Kristie: Literally SMP
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5.
Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.
TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you
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6.
opposite of PMS, commonly used when around women you dont want to offend.
guy 1: why is she yelling at you for no reason
guy #2: just a case of SMP...
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7.
"Serious Male Problems" - a male form of PMS
Jane: What is wrong with John?
Dan: He has some SMP regarding a girl.
Jane: That time of month huh?
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