Smud Edit Meaning

1.

smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.

"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"

"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."

See Garret

2.

a mixture of snow and mud

Wipe that fuckin smud off your fuckin truck before you go another fuckin 5 miles in this fuckin snow storm on this fuckin road, fuckin.

See snow, mud, cocaine, jizz, fuck

3.

n. The physical state of being a wench i.e. beer wench, fuck wench.

v. To pull a smud; to goof; to jump out in front of things; to be a ditz.

What a klutz - you just ran into the glass door again! - you pulled a smud.

4.

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.

Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.

See chad