What is Smudgewringer?
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a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw
old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer
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To Cut A Man's Dick Off
Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does ..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
