What is Smudgewringer?
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a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw
old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer
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similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)
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The process of someone or something becoming more "normal"
"Duuude, look, that chav has thrown away his burberry!!!"..