What is Smudglet?
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The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.
"I forgot to wipe man, now I got skidmarks from where that smudglet streaked by!"
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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you..