Smugglemuffin

What is Smugglemuffin?


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1- A small child who steals things

2- Covertly cuddling with somebody

3- A stolen pastry

4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone

1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"

2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."

3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."

4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"

See snuggle, cuddle, cuddlebug, smuggle, pastry, steal, thief


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