Smuggling Cotton

What is Smuggling Cotton?


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1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.

2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?

Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

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