What is Smum?
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Codeword : Pertaining to Marijuana (Smummy, Smummed, Smumming, Smums...)
Created by Ms. M.C.M.G and Ms. J.M.C
"HEY! You got any SMUM?"
"DUDE....SHE smums..."
"Wanna get SMUMED???!!!"
question: "What are you doing?"
Answer: "Smumming..."
"You done Smummed yourself stupid."
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Super Massive Ultra Mega
I love you smum loads!
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tricking your opponent/friend into thinking you are calling them, when in actual fact you are calling their mum
You: Sian!
Sian: yeah?
You: SMUM!!!
Sian: :(
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The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well..
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An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm go..