Smump

What is Smump?

1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.

"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."

See poop, turd, crap, floater

To kiss

#1- guess what!?

#2- omg what!?

#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :]

See kiss, love, smump, laugh, woah

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Egglet

1. New born baby of any species but usually human and very cute What a cutey little egglet you just gave birth to. See baby, sprog, egg, ..

Obsessed Ex Girlfriend

1. One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time wit..

Misery Wank

1. To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this ..

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