Smump

What is Smump?

1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.

"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."

See poop, turd, crap, floater

To kiss

#1- guess what!?

#2- omg what!?

#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :]

See kiss, love, smump, laugh, woah

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