Smurf Ass

What is Smurf Ass?


1.

when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.

That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.

See ass, smurf, shit, poop, port-a-john


5

Random Words:

1. The practice of walking through as many buildings as possible on the way to your destination to stay warm in the cold of winter. "..
1. Another, more fun way of saying cable modem. "Why isn't Jeff on the internet?" "I think there's something wro..
1. When an individual takes a stuffed animal and ejaculates on the chest of the stuffed animal, pretending that it is a real person. We we..