Smurf House

What is Smurf House?

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

See muffin top, vagomach, fupa, sausage casing, backfat

7-10 Split

1. Getting kicked in the balls! Bob: Man what happened to you? Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split 2. 1,..

Ass Contractions

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Liveblog

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