Smurf-cock

What is Smurf-cock?

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

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