What is Smurfdick?
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When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
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When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
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