Smurfdick

What is Smurfdick?


1.

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

See shane, miller, shmeat

2.

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

See shane, miller, shmeat


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