What is Smurfed?
1.
To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.
OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!
2.
To get wacked in the face with a penis
My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....
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3.
While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
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4.
Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."
Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
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5.
To loot a body before it even hits the ground.
"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."
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6.
Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )
"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."
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7.
When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.
John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!
Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed
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