Smurf-it

What is Smurf-it?

Spreading cocaine on a dildo (preferably blue) and repeatedly gouging your butt hole to get high.

Drew: I want to do this cocaine, but my nostrils ache, any ideas Wendy?

Wendy: Smurf-it.

See dildo, butt, cocaine, drugs, coke, ass

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