Smurf-kick

What is Smurf-kick?

The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.

"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."

"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"

"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"

"Yeah."

See smurf, kick, junk, genitals

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