What is Smurf-kick?
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The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.
"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."
"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."
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An adjective used to describe someone who always seems to assume things.
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