What is Smurf-kick?
1.
The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.
"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."
"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."
See
Random Words:
1.
1. A jacked-up pickup truck or SUV just begging to be pushed over. It would be a service to all other drivers on the road to humble one ..
1.
a rare delight, served at fine buffet establishments. this type of cock- infested food is the result of cock tongs being dropped into r..