Smurgeon

What is Smurgeon?


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(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?

Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.

John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.

(Later In The Day)

Tyler: So did you get some?

John: Heck yes!

Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?

John: Not anymore hahahah.

Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

See tight, vagina, pussy, penetration


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