Snailpo

What is Snailpo?


1.

The food that SpongeBob feeds to Gary. He once tasted it and gagged/retched/vomited very loudly.

SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.

Employee: What is it, Peterson?

Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.


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