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When you check for skid marks on the string of a thong.
Person 3; Ooooh girl, Doo Doo Check,
Person 2; Oh shit.
Person 1; Ooooh child..
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When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you ..