Snarf Your Turtle

What is Snarf Your Turtle?


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1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."

Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."

Christie: "Oh holla!"

Mark: "Oh holla!"

See eat out, go down, oral sex, head, vagina


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