What is Snargle?
1.
Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling
"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"
"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"
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2.
When a dog cuddles up to you, rubs its snout on your leg and makes silly snorting noises.
My dog Maggie is so cute! Look at her
snargle !
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3.
when a girl does a line of cocaine off a rock hard dick.
how about a snargle baby?
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4.
a snargle is a spacetime anomaly, maaaaaaaaaan
everybody's not sure what causes it, but it's good at creating loopty-loops
when I lend a helping hand to two murderous hobos to get another hobo to keep going into the snargle to create a never-ending time trap so I can get this hobo, not ordinarily murderous, to murder a stingy waiter with a bar of mouthwash and if he doesn't do it I just coax the hobo into the loopty-loop another time
that's what a snargle is all about, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann
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5.
gathering salive in your throat from laughter
snargle snargle snargle
