What is Sneaky Vampire?
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Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
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Literally translates to "King Oedipus."
A greek tragedy from the greats. The story of a king whose fate is to kill his father..
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When a girl or a guy is sucking your dick and your nuts are on their chin.
Tim got chin nutted by his best friend.
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